I should be getting up and dealing with this crap, but I'mlike a human ostrich with my head buried and my ass in the air pretending none of it is happening.
I. Am. Fucked.
Love Letter by Carole E. Gregory
I put your hair
in a jar
by the pear tree
near the well.
I been thinkin'
over what I done
and I still don't think
God gave you
all that strength
for you to kill
Love – Delilah
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Anyone decipher this for me?
Anyway, once I saw it, and heard the poem, I thought this would do very well and, just possibly, I may have been meant to find it.
Here's a link to where I got the poem - citizenactionmonitor.wordpress.com/2014/
And here's the link to the youtube video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=
The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to sea
In a beautiful pea green boat,
They took some honey, and plenty of money,
Wrapped up in a five pound note.
The Owl looked up to the stars above,
And sang to a small guitar,
'O lovely Pussy! O Pussy my love,
What a beautiful Pussy you are,
What a beautiful Pussy you are!'
Pussy said to the Owl, 'You elegant fowl!
How charmingly sweet you sing!
O let us be married! too long we have tarried:
But what shall we do for a ring?'
They sailed away, for a year and a day,
To the land where the Bong-tree grows
And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood
With a ring at the end of his nose,
With a ring at the end of his nose.
'Dear pig, are you willing to sell for one shilling
Your ring?' Said the Piggy, 'I will.'
So they took it away, and were married next day
By the Turkey who lives on the hill.
They dined on mince, and slices of quince,
Which they ate with a runcible spoon;
And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand,
They danced by the light of the moon,
They danced by the light of the moon.
2017 is the last calendar year that All Fool's Day will be celebrated on April 1st.
From 2018 All Fool's Day will be celebrated on June 23rd in the United Kingdom, and on November 7th in the United States of America.