Fics for 2015 #066 ~ Keeping It Clean (for open_on_sunday prompt #616: soap)

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  TITLE: Keeping It Clean 
  AUTHOR:  
  SPOILERS: set during comics pre-series story, 'Viva Las Buffy'. 
  RATING: PG-13 
  CHARACTERS: Buffy, Pike; 
  SUMMARY: Maintaining propriety in the face of illegal hormones is not easy. 


   "Hey, where's the soap?" 
   Pike recalled fetching a beer; swore. 
   "You there?" 
   He froze hearing a splash, tried desperately to keep his mind off the, possibly, naked fifteen year old Slayer coming to kill him. 
   He slumped, trying to feign sleep; wished he was as dead as the TV. 
   Pike listened as wet feet padded about, searching for; then finding, the soap. 
   Knowing she was standing over him he thought, 'Do I snore?' 
   He heard the sound of the door closing; then a soft splash. 
   Then Buffy tunelessly started in on, "I touch myself." 
   Pike very nearly took the pledge. 


 Goddess watch over us all, 
 
 Kerk TehKek