TITLE: Keeping It Clean
SPOILERS: set during comics pre-series story, 'Viva Las Buffy'.
CHARACTERS: Buffy, Pike;
SUMMARY: Maintaining propriety in the face of illegal hormones is not easy.
"Hey, where's the soap?"
Pike recalled fetching a beer; swore.
He froze hearing a splash, tried desperately to keep his mind off the, possibly, naked fifteen year old Slayer coming to kill him.
He slumped, trying to feign sleep; wished he was as dead as the TV.
Pike listened as wet feet padded about, searching for; then finding, the soap.
Knowing she was standing over him he thought, 'Do I snore?'
He heard the sound of the door closing; then a soft splash.
Then Buffy tunelessly started in on, "I touch myself."
Pike very nearly took the pledge.
Goddess watch over us all,